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10 Signs You’re a Beauty Addict

Hello Monday! To kick off this week of VDM posts I thought I’d start by injecting a little humour into the morning with some self-observed actions I’ve discovered recently all cobbled together under the ’10 Signs You’re a Beauty Addict’ umbrella…

  1. You read the title of this post and thought ‘yep, guilty‘.
  2. MUJI comes up in your most visited sites. A makeup addicts second passion is always storage. A girl’s got to sort her stash, you know?
  3. After perusing the above pictures your heart rate beats a little bit faster and you are already on the MUJI site browsing storage solutions. Again.
  4. ‘No’ automatically corrects on your iPhone to ‘NK’.
  5. The staff in your local Space NK know you by name and treat you like an old mate discussing work/family/holidays whenever you wander in.
  6. You know your way round the maze-like Selfridges Beauty Hall like the back of your hand.
  7. When a mate asks to borrow an lipstick you give them 10 options and then proceed to demo a live YouTube video-esque intro to them all. Resulting in you conducting a full-face makeover.
  8. You ignore all other marketing emails, but ones from Cult Beauty, MAC, Space NK and/or Feel Unique are read as if they are an oracle.
  9. Your other half knows of their own ‘spot’ to congregate with all the other bemused partners when you do your thang in MAC.
  10. Your skincare routine has a mind of its own; often growing to a point where it will no longer fit on the bathroom shelf. Finding a spot to store your toothbrush becomes a problem.

How do you score with the above? It’s fair to say my traits apply to 10 out of 10. Dur. Anymore to add? Pop ’em in the comments below. I do love a chuckle-inducing comments section.

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