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The Eye-wateringly Expensive Eyeliner That’s Really Rather Good

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If you’re adverse to ridiculous makeup purchases then click away now….

I’m guessing most of you are still here, because surely that’s why you’re hanging around this corner of the Internet. Well today I reach a new level of ridiculousness, blowing the trumpet of an eyeliner that equates the cost of my weekly food shop. Hello baked bean dinners for a week. But seriously it’s really rather good. I’ve mentioned it before actually, but it wasn’t until I began frequently using the marmite receptioned liner that is Benefit’s They’re Real Push-Up Liner, that Lily told me I needed to re-pick up the Tom Ford Eye Defining Pen in 01 Deeper – and man was she right.

As noted in my previous review of Benefit’s latest release, for eyeliner newbies and noobs like myself it’s perfect due to the shape of the nib combined with the slow-flowing twist-up pigment which allows for control and and a pre-made flick that’s already done for you. However it has its faults, which the main one for me is watching the line slowly transfer to my upper lid throughout the day. The Tom Ford does not suffer the same fate and actually once I’d practised enough times with the Push-Up Liner’s silicone nib the brush one that sits on the top of the Tom Ford one didn’t phase me as much. It was nice to have that flexibility. But the real draw (pah – get it?) of the Tom Ford is that it’s actually two eyeliners in one; with a longer, slightly fatter applicator on one end and a smaller, finer one on the other. I draw the flick with the long side and get to work on the lash hugging line with the other. It’s a technique which I’ll let you in on Sunday’s video. Don’t hold your breath, it’s not rocket science here and hey – it’s me – but it’s one for nervous liner ladies to take note from. Cotton buds and Bioderma at the ready…

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The makeup I use when I feel like a 💩 but want to ✨. #MakeupRoutine #EverydayMakeup
The makeup I use when I feel like a 💩 but want to ✨. #MakeupRoutine #EverydayMakeup
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Patting myself on the back for devouring a breakfast naan in these cream overalls and not getting any on myself 👏
Patting myself on the back for devouring a breakfast naan in these cream overalls and not getting any on myself 👏
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A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️
- Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans).
- Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂
- An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? 
- Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. 
- What made it into my mini makeup bag.
- Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? 
- Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
A whirlwind weekend 🎞️ - Double denim out in the wild (loving the paler wash shirt with my indigo denim jeans). - Took the littles out for an afternoon of bowling, the arcade and pizza and I don’t know who had more fun?! Them or us @zoesugg @alfiedeyes? 😂 - An early trip up to London, so bakery supplies were needed. I have to say that the cinnamon bun didn’t hit? Where does the best one? I’m thinking like super squidgy and with cream cheese frosting? - Did a @onepeloton @hannahfrankson class and it was SO GOOD 😅 Seriously, what a babe. - What made it into my mini makeup bag. - Then the boys came to meet me and we headed to… a model train exhibition 😂 The things we do, eh? - Ralph wanted to walk holding both our hands, with his head resting on them 🥺 What a weekend ❤️
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An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
An evening with @olehenriksen and @rixo (and the OG @fleurdeforce ❤️ - swipe to the end for the best photo). AD - Press Event
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On my way 🥂
On my way 🥂
On my way 🥂
On my way 🥂
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A reel to save for when ‘jumper, jeans and sandals’ season arrives ☀️
A reel to save for when ‘jumper, jeans and sandals’ season arrives ☀️
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